Sunday, August 24, 2008

I cant think of a title now!

Wow its been almost a year since i have blogged.....by god how things have changed..

ya life has drastically changed!!!...whn i started this blog...i was like any other college goer who is got nothing to do but chatting,browsing,orkutting and to add to this list blogging!!! those were the days!!!!

G3 goes jobless...now g3 is not soo jobless...technically speaking g3 is employed but in actuality still a student...i have a job but its not a job its internship!its an internship for 3 years!!i have to call it internship because people dont understand wat articleship is!!!! now i am not here to explain about my course! i have already had enuogh doing tht to every other person who gives me the "weird cum confused cum which language are u speaking" look...lets leave it right there...its ok...the world knws only abt engineering,medicine and mba...i have come to terms with tht fact...so chill g3!!

waking up by 6...(6 AM)...reaching my class by 7 20 (the class starts by 7 AM)..and wondering why the sir is speaking in french and latin in my Costing class(its a stupid subject i have for my course)...by 8 55 i finally get a hang of wats happening in class...and by then yippee...the class gets over...so i leave for my office!

Mostly i would be going to the client office...which is in the outskirts of the city..(this client office thingy and own office thingy would sound weird to many people...seriously i really dnt want to get into details about wat an Out-Audit is...wats stat audit..wats internal audit..lets just say...its part of work)...Outskirts of trivandrum to a place called Kazhakuttom...hmmm lets be specific here Technopark!the journey to this place is quite an adventure evryday....missing buses...getting into the wrong bus...driving the conductors mad...travelling on the footboard (just for abt 15 seconds)...see in it all done it all :p...and then reaching the bus stop...catching an auto to the destination...by the time i reach the gate...security officials will stop me..asking for an Id.....i will have to establish the fact tht i am an auditor..with no id proof...even with the id proof he wouldnt let me in...this particiular security guy has got into this bad habit of fighting with me evryday...wont blame tht guy.....security has been tightened up there...thanks to the bombscare in kerala...thanks to all this....i am never on time...(as if i would reach on time otherwise!!!)

By 12 30 most of the people in tht place including me gather to have stale food in the hotel there.....i am not really proud of the fact tht i eat stale food everday...just because a few newspapers report tht stale food was found during the raid by the corporation officials in these hotels..doesnt mean tht they always serve stale food...its just occasional...after all every other person has food there...so if i get food poisoning i knw i have company!!!chaltha hai yaar!

By 5 30 i am all set to leave tht place...get back home...again the same old routine of catching buses...which would include times where i would vow myself tht i wouldnt get into an ordinary bus..i will get into only a Fast Passenger...and finally i would end up getting into one bus which has this big board showing its an FP...once i am in there i will learn the fact...NEVER TRUST KSRTC!!....yes it will turn out to be an ordinary bus..stopping at every nook and corner of trivandrum...and finally reaching my stop by 7 (P M) where i should have reached by 6 15 atleast...(by the way in the olden days, like abt 4 months ago :p...i dint knw there were three categories of buses...ordinary-u will never reach the place on time, fast passenger-this is ur only saviour...atleast mine...super fast-u pay extra money...but u still wont reach the destination...y?? cause the stop u want to get down will not figure in the bus driver s list of bus stops!!...thank me for the gyaan i gave u on KSTRC no matter how unimportant and how irrelevant it was)

this has been my routine for abt 3 months....this will continue for another 3 yrs, only if i survive the impact of stale food on my health...i couldnt find a better end to this post than this...An SMS thts quite popular among my folks...

3people went to heaven,God stood at the gate

and told there is only one place,others must go to hell

1st- i am a priest, i spread ur message to the world, worked for peace

2nd-i am a doctor, saved many lives

3rd-i am a CA student

Suddenly Heaven s door opened.CA student got shocked!

God-Dont say anything my child, u were in hell for 3 years, Get in!!

Cheers!!!